“Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? I know my name, I know where I’m from, this shouldn’t be a problem….”

“There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.”

“I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.”

“A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.”

“Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I’m not real smart, but I’m imaginary smart”

“I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.” - SO TRUE. hahah.